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Hello! My name's Jayme. 22 years old. Blog of random favorite things. My ask box is always open. Thanks for stopping by and I hope to see you around! <3

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

yesdarlingido:

The drive from me to you.

"You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else."
—Daniel Franzese (via durianquotes)
"No, fuck you. I was worth it."
and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via done)
"Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life"
— Unknown
dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE




where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

This is amazing

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

This is amazing

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

sexyfitarmychick:

Heaven

sexyfitarmychick:

Heaven

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